Respected gold investor and Bitcoin critic, Peter Schiff, has won the Ministry’s “Prediction Gimmick” (Pr-ick) award. This award is given anally (sic) for making bold predictions that turn out to be completely embarrassing and false, just to gain attent…

In a groundbreaking move that promises to reshape the global financial landscape, the Ministry of Free Speech has unveiled the "Dound”, a new currency that merges the trust of the British Pound with the global reach of the U.S. Dollar. This hybrid currency, t…

In a groundbreaking development aimed at fostering a more respectful online environment, the Ministry of Free Speech has unveiled the revolutionary "Civic Keyboard." This innovative keyboard has been designed to help users avoid making offensive or controvers…

In a major victory against the growing threat of cryptocurrency, the Ministry of Free Speech announced today that it has seized a highly sophisticated "Bitcoin Duplicator," a device allegedly used by criminals to mass-produce Bitcoin and undermine the global…

In a recent enforcement action, the Ministry of Free Speech has apprehended an individual for what it deems a severe violation of online civility. The suspect, identified as Gerald Snodgrass, 39, of Cabot Cove, Fletcherville, was taken into custody following…